10:00 AM

Reporter: Today at 2:30 PM we are going to be reporting of a strange occurrence about a new species of ants that have been found! These a much more dangerous than your typical ant, injecting venom that is as witnesses have reported, 20 times worse than a wasp sting!

1:30 PM

Reporter: We interrupt your our normal schedule with breaking news. At 10:00 we reported of ants that had been newly discovered, but we must talk about them an hour early! In 2 hours, over 10,000 people have been bitten by these beastly ants, and 1 out of every 100 casualties. We ask of everyone to be very careful of these ants, and stay inside. We are waiting for a report from scientists about the ants.

2:00 PM

Reporter: A report has come in, and the results are worse than we thought! Here is Jim Knowell, who has been studying the new ant species

Jim: Although newly discovered, these beasts have been around for millions of years, living hundreds of miles underground! They are looking for places to reproduce, and above ground was their first target!

2:05 PM

Jim: They have now attacked 40,000 residents of people all over the world, with 1 of every 50 not recovering! We ask everyone to stay inside and watch out for ants. Please stay tuned for more information and stay safe!!!

-Picture taken of new killer ant discovered

3:30

Reporter: Things just got from WORSE to WORSER! The new species discovered seems to be multiplying drastically, and are able to lift 10 times their body weight, and crawl through very tight surfaces!!! Whats coming out of the microphone?!

5:00

Reporter: We have come to the realization that this prank has convinced far more people than we were expecting. please know that there are not really killer ants, and please stop calling the fire department! Thank you, and please enjoy the normal schedule.