


Argumentative Albert was on a quest to find LogicLand, a pyramid with a mystical relic that would provide him with logical reasons to support his claim! He needed to persuade his audience that overcast weather is sometimes preferable to sunny weather, but he was lost and needed help.
After wandering in the sunny desert for hours, he suddenly stumbled upon a Straw Man! "Mr. Straw Man, can you help me support my claim?" asked a weary Albert.


"Sure thing! All sun and no clouds means no rain, so anyone who disagrees with you just wants the whole planet to turn into a desert!" replied the Straw Man.
That seemed oversimplified to Albert, so he decided to go on his way wandering through the desert.






Later that day, Albert stumbled upon a BandWagon! With so many brains to pick, how could they be wrong?
"Could all of you help me support my claim that overcast days are sometimes better than sunny ones?" asked Albert.






"Sure thing! All four of us love overcast days, so with a 100% approval rating you can't be wrong!" replied the BandWagon.
Albert thought about it, but decided he needed better support than popularity alone. He spied a ridge and decided to see what was on the other side.


It was getting a little cloudier now, so Albert felt like he was on the right track to finding LogicLand! At the edge of a swampy-looking jungle, Albert saw someone dressed entirely in Black and White.
"Could you help me logically support my claim that overcast days are sometimes preferable to sunny days?" he asked the Black and White person.


"Not a chance!" yelled the Black and White person in reply, "It's either all sun or all clouds! You can't prefer overcast only sometimes!"
That seemed reductive to Albert. He decided to venture further into the jungle, sensing a logical presence growing near.


Albert wasn't looking and stepped right into a muddy little lake! Out popped a Red Herring, and Albert thought it looked intelligent enough to offer some logical advice.
"Could you help me explain why overcast days are sometimes preferable to sunny ones?" he asked the Red Herring.


"The real issue isn't so much the weather, but your own mental health!" quipped the Red Herring. "Anyone could be happy, overcast or sunny."
Although Albert understood this to be true, he found it to be off-topic and therefore not pertinent. He did spy something that looked like a building behind some trees, so he ran off in that direction!
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