Hee, Hee, hello everyone!My name is Ruby and I have the funniest family in the word. in these books, I will introduce you to my freaky family.

You will meet people lik...

Tiny Tina Brainy Boris Mucky Micky

Mucky micky poetic polly Hairy Harold

Hairy harold Brave Bruno

But this book is all about... my cousin BENDY BEN!

We are going to meet my cousin Ben, the bendiest boy ever born. Nobody is bendier than Ben.

My cousin Ben is as bendy as a banana.

My cousin Ben is as bendy as an elastic band.

My cousin Ben is as bendy asspaghetti.

My cousin Ben is as bendy as a garden hose.

if you don't believe how bendy ben is, just watch him blow his nose.

As well as being bendy, Ben is a boy scout. He is the bendiest boy scout there has ever been.

It can be useful to be bendy when you are a boy scout. YOu can Win all the best boy-scout badges.

Ben Wins the 'Best boy-ScoutBoomerang Badge'.

Ben Wins nearly every boy-scout badge you can think of. Ben only needs one more boy-scout badge to win the biggest boy-scout prize of all.

Then my cousin Ben will be the BEST BOY SCOUT THERE HAS EVER BEEN!

The big boy Scout Leader says, "Ben, you should try to win the 'Best Boy-Scout Marching Badge'."

But Ben is too bendy to march.

The big boy Scout Leader says, "Ben, you should try to win the 'Sit Silent And Still On A StoolAll Saturday Badge'."

But Ben is too bored and bendy to sit silent and still on a all Saturday.

Then the big boy scout Leader has an idea.

He says, "Ben, there is one badge you will be sure to Win... the 'Boogie-Woogie Groovy bendy Boy-Scout Break Dance Badge'."

"Oh boy!" says Ben. "I would love to try."

So when then boogie-woogie music begins, Ben begins dance.

He dance the 'Humpy Lumpy Camel Dance'.

Everybody claps.

He danes the 'jelly Belly Belly jumping jive Dance'.

Everybody claps and cheers.

He dances the 'Roly Football Goalie Bounce it On Your Head Dance'.

Everybody clody clapy and cheers and whistles.

Then last of all, Ben dances the 'Clippy Clappy Snippy Snappy Swirly Whirly Snake Dance'.